“I’m just looking forward to when the baby gets here and everything slows down a little.” ~ Hubs

“It was BECAUSE of the hair dye that I pooped on the floor, you jerk!” ~ Anonymous

“If I didn’t live with my best friend, I’d be really really lonely right now.” ~ Me to Hubs
“I know. If I didn’t live with me, I’d be really lonely right now, too.” ~ Hubs

“You’re mean! I’m going seal-clubbing without you!” ~Hubs