It just dawned on me that I’m one of those rare folks who doesn’t have a “One That Got Away.” I mean, I definitely had a handful of crushes that never turned into anything but I literally don’t have a single person from my past with whom I have a “Wonder what woulda happened if things had gone differently?” tone when I think about/encounter. Honestly.

Holy wow. There’s a neurotic quirk I happened to bypass instead of obsessively absorbing and grappling with for an exhausting majority of my life!? I should call my old therapist; this is going to hit the “Reset” button on her conclusions and diagnoses.