I’m not gonna make a big, poetic stink about it but, after 20 years of consistently and unconsciously gnawing my nails, I’ve miraculously dropped the habit. (Seriously, I’ve tried everything in the past to stop. My mom even offered me $5 for every nail I didn’t chew in the 5th grade. I didn’t make a dime.) In fact, I’ve even been painting them a sheer-with-sparkles topcoat.

I didn’t even really notice I wasn’t biting them anymore until about 5 months ago I looked down and realized I had white tips on my nails. And I didn’t even want to immediately destroy them.

I’m sure this is a symptom of serenity or something.