5 times since last Saturday (yes, when the inlaws were in town.) Today is Thursday.

This? Might a personal record after 9 years of my forays into doin’ the dirty dirty. And if not, then it’s certainly a record for the last 4 years. 

Might I take a moment to say,  ”WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

… And they say marriage kills your sex life. Pshah.

ETA: 6. On Thursday evening. We are on fie-yuuuuuh, yeah! (Note: please enunciate prior phrase in the style of Jim Morrison.)