In my various stages of networking, I’ve finally learned to list myself on various demographically-relevant blogrolls and I’m now, proudly:

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Feel free to leave me a review and maybe the editor of BUST will check me out and hire me as a staff writer and I’ll live my dream of being a full-time writer for an awesome feminist publication and I’ll get a book deal based on my witticisms and various stories and we can move to anywhere in the world on the money I’ll make and Greg can start his own company and we’ll live happily ever after in bliss! All because of you!!